Happy New Years! Welcome to 1984 everyone. Have some champagne, so long as you are over the age of 21, have no previous criminal record, have a perfect credit record, driving record, health record, and walking record, get your teeth checked by a dentist every six months, use only FDA-approved vitamin supplements, leave all the tags on your mattresses, floss regularly, cross at crosswalks, stay within the predetermined boundaries, tip your waitress at least fifteen percent, use only the prescripted dosage, lather, rinse, and repeat.
Our government sucks. Is it too late to get a new one?