Let's come up with a list of lame superheroes and their respective powers. I'll start it off with two...
(a personal favorite) Manthol - Born with the ability to smell like mint!
The Brazilian Nut - A crazy man from Rio who made a hard protective shell out of spit, teflon, and papier mache, and fights crime in the name of King Louis XVI.

Now it's your turn, faithful readers.