Shoulda Said

Sunday, December 07, 2003

Basement Question

Why are basements always so cold? I don't want an explanation that invovles all that flibbity-flobbity regarding "hot air rising" and "cold air falling". I want someone to explain this to me directly and in a way that I, a common layman, will understand.

3 Comments:

  • I'll handle this!

    Magic.
    12/07/2003 11:54:25 PM

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:11 PM  

  • Dan, where do babies come from?
    12/08/2003 11:48:45 AM

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:11 PM  

  • I'll field that one. When a man and a woman love each other very much, or are just horny, or are drunk and horny, or maybe one of them is drunk/horny and the other is unconscious, or one of them is trying to trick the other one into marrying her, or some psychotic ex-girlfriend poked holes in all of his condoms, or ...
    12/08/2003 03:04:54 PM

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:11 PM  

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