I'm a big fan of volunteering to help out around the synagogue, because I feel like I'm being a good person and also because I'm bored a lot of the time. So I volunteered to help out with something upstairs, and I am handed a giant trash bag full of name tags, and I'm told to empty them all. Now, keep in mind, there are over 1100 families who belong to this synagogue, and each of them have at least three members, so I somehow got suckered into emptying roughly 5000 name tags. I think I've officially had enough of being nice. From now on, I'm going to be known as "that surly guy who works downstairs".