I Can't Believe It, Either

It's 1:30 am on Christmas morning, and I can't go to bed right now. You know why?

I started watching Jackass: The Movie at midnight, and I can't stop. It's so stupid, I can't look away. I can't believe they do this moronic shit, and I find myself laughing in spite of this. I'm actually enjoying it at this point. I feel dirty.