On the disappearance of Lisa:
me (12:38:18 AM): Hey, where is Lisa?
me (12:38:20 AM): did she vanish?
me (12:38:23 AM): She's never online.
Christina (12:38:57 AM): i just think she doesn't really use the computer at home
me (12:39:16 AM): That backwoods slut!
Christina (12:39:29 AM): that's what i said!
me (12:39:31 AM): I don't mean that, I just wanted to say it.
Christina (12:39:32 AM): to her face, and then she hit me
Obviously, no resolution came of this conversation. The search continues...but not by me.