The down side to owning a website is that you feel obligated to post something to it on a semi-regular basis. If it goes unattended for too many days in a row, I run the risk of alienating anyone who reads it. However, at these points, I am forced to write about something inane and unfunny, and then I run the risk of alienating anyone who reads it. It's a double-edged knife, my friends. What I am saying, essentially, is that my life is pretty boring, and I need more excitement. Anyone want to help me with this?