If you break down the word "work", you come to understand just how evil it is. Seriously. See if you can follow me:

"wo" - The first two letters. My love is like it, and also it is used to represent sorrow. Obviously, what this means is that the use of "wo" is contingent upon a fondness for simile and other verbal comparisons while sad. That's pretty depressing in my book.
"r" - The most evil, wretched letter of them all. 18th out of 26...do a little extrapolation and simple division, and that works out to .69...and if one recalls the expression "the three r's", you can put two and two together and realize that what the message being sent to little kids is. 69 three times. Have oral sex with multiple partners. That's what I want MY kids hearing as they grow up. Thanks a lot, #18.
"k" - Multiply it times three and you have racial hatred.

So "work", when broken down, represents crippling depression, underage sexual deviancy, and outrageous bigotry. It's no wonder nobody ever wants to come in on a Monday morning.