McDonalds must have done a survey in an attempt to find out what makes people the most appreciative in the morning, and what they came up with must have been "cheesy jokes", because I see no other reason why the following was on my tray liner when I went to breakfast this morning:

Two McGriddles walk into a breakfast bar...
...the third one ducks.

What is the best way to eat McGriddles?
We recommend using your mouth.

What are two things you can't eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner. (We suggest eating New McGriddles!)

What are McGriddles' favorite music?
Hip-Hop. Because they're always seen with wrappers.

Ahh, McDonalds. The number one source for quality breakfast sandwich humor since 1929.