I had this thought today. What if you found a lamp, and rubbed it, and a genie came out, and granted you three wishes, but with the stipulation that they had to be the most ridiculous, inane, or trivial desires in your heart. What would you want? Here's my list:
1.) all ducks in the continental U.S. would be renamed "Greg"
2.) a giant afghan would be knit out of all the other afghans in the world and used to cover the Galapagos Islands when they get cold
3.) turnips would learn how to dance