A Meathead's Lament
What do marijuana, SUVs, and Napster all have in common?
Why, they all fund terrorists, of course!
Yep, according to Interpol, the al-Qaida terrorist network is using pirated music to fund their operations.
First of all, I'd like to say that this is a ridiculous notion. Completely absurd.
Out of curiosity, what is next? It seems that they are targeting every aspect of a frat boy's life as possible sources of terrorist funds. They've taken away his drugs, his ride, and his 50 Cent. All they need to do is say that cheaply stitched Greek letters are where Osama is getting his money, and guys named Ox across the country are going to have no reason to live.
Also, this is the best picture on the internet. Period.
What do marijuana, SUVs, and Napster all have in common?
Why, they all fund terrorists, of course!
Yep, according to Interpol, the al-Qaida terrorist network is using pirated music to fund their operations.
First of all, I'd like to say that this is a ridiculous notion. Completely absurd.
Out of curiosity, what is next? It seems that they are targeting every aspect of a frat boy's life as possible sources of terrorist funds. They've taken away his drugs, his ride, and his 50 Cent. All they need to do is say that cheaply stitched Greek letters are where Osama is getting his money, and guys named Ox across the country are going to have no reason to live.
Also, this is the best picture on the internet. Period.
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