Drixoral is for suckas!

I took cold medicine before work today, thinking that perhaps it would, you know, cure my cold. Ha! I scoff at you, Drixoral! Not only did it NOT cure my head cold, it actually amplified almost all of the symptoms I have. So, while I no longer have a stuffy nose, I can't keep my eyes open, and when I do, I hallucinate that the can of Coke on my desk is a giant walking cylindrical monster. I'm scared for tomorrow, when I have to come in and see all the work that I fucked up today in my medicinally-induced haze.

UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!
Good thing I'm not actually doing any work today. It saves me from corrections.