Have you ever had to make a lot of copies of anything, and just stood around while they were copying? And while you were standing around, did you happen to catch a whiff of the aroma of hot copier toner? And while you were smelling the brisk odor of toner on the air, did you kind of like it? And did you find yourself standing around the copier more often while other people made copies so that you could smell them? And have people told you to stop standing around them as they made copies, because it kind of creeps them out? And, trying to dissaude them from leaving the copier, have you made up a lame lie about just passing by on the way to the water cooler, and that they should disregard the fact that you always get a drink of water whenever they are making copies? And do you sometimes find yourself at home wishing you could make some copies so that you could get your fix? And over the course of a weekend, do you find yourself getting the shakes from a lack of toner coursing through your nostrils? Do the shakes stop you from doing normal activities, like driving a straight line and signing checks?



Oh yeah? Me either.