Still Bored

I can't help but wonder how people killed time before the high-speed internet connection was invented. I imagine it went something like this:

Worker: I'm really bored.
(Worker bashes self over head with stapler until enters state of blissful unconciousness)

I mean, I HAVE high-speed internet, and I can't find anything to do. All of my usualy boredom-relieving websites are only fun if you're bored like once a week, and not every hour of every day.