The All-Powerful Entrance Granter

So one of my main responsibilities here at work (and it's sad that this is one of the main ones) is letting people into the building. There's a magnetic lock that prohibits anyone from getting in unless we buzz them. This makes you feel a whole lot more important than you really are, even though we buzz in just about everyone without asking any questions. In reality, I could let in a person with a bomb due to my lack of attention, but I doubt that will happen the same way I doubt the fact that my inattention will lead to me letting in the Candy Fairy who delivers magical treats to all the children of the world.
One of the more entertaining points of my day is watching people try to get in the building, though. The magnetic lock is only on one door, and there are four doors total, so it's like a game of Whack-A-Mole every time someone comes to the door. We buzz, they pull the wrong door, we point to the right door, they pull a different wrong one, we let go of the buzzer, they pull the right door which doesn't open, we point at that door again and hold the buzzer, they pull on the other wrong door, we buzz in rhythm, they give us a dirty look, we eventually go and open the door for them. It's a fun little game, one that I'm sure you'll all jealous of not being able to play.