In a Haze

So I'm at Dan's house right now, and he has two cats. They are cute, so I want to play with them. However, I'm also horribly allergic to cats. What's the answer?

MEDICATION!

I'm in some kind of anti-histamine-induced hallucinogenic haze right now that I've been in ever since I got here yesterday. It's pretty cool because not only can I touch the cats, but also I can pick through their fur and find the armies of minute intelligent silverback gorillas that are training for the galactic olympics on each of them.