Winter Blockbusters
Time for a new round of crappy potential sequels!
Dad Santa
There's a new man in young Billy's mom's life, and he smells like reindeer.
Dove Actually
You might think it's Hersheys, but no...
Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Fat
That crazy cat pops up in a new unexpected location: inside a liposuction facility!
Goshika
Goofy the dog gets sent to an insane asylum erroneously.
The Lust Samurai
An ex-Civil War general goes to feudal Japan to be taught Asian love secrets.
Mona Lisa Smite
Mona gets divine power and goes to town!
Paychuck
Seriously, Mr. Norris has been out of work for a long time. Can't someone cut him a break?
Return of the Kong
A giant monkey threatens Middle Earth.
Stack on You
Siamese twins walk around putting pancakes on each other's heads. Hijinx ensue.
And for those who missed the originals, here they are again, just in time for video!
Alex and Erma
Alex is a writer who owes money to the mob, and the only way to make the money is to transcribe a book from start to finish in a week. Unfortunately, all the hot transcribers are out to lunch when he goes into the office and he is stuck with Erma, a 72-year-old grandmother.
Binding Nemo
The lovable young clownfish in an ad for Immodium A-D.
Bruce Alrighty
Jim Carrey plays dual roles as both God and Ace Ventura investigating whether or not God stole a rare breed of marmoset.
From Dustin to Kelly
The musical love story between Kelly Clarkson and Dustin Hoffman. It has to do better than the original.
Mend It Like Beckham
After he tragically breaks his leg in a motorcycle dealership accident, David Beckham gives up soccer for a career as a tailor. This movie follows the trials and tribulations of a young Indian girl who wants to follow in her idol's footsteps and become a master seamstress.
Pilates of the Caribbean
A rough-and-tumble tale of the early days of yoga.
Rugrats go Mild
The Rugrats are sick of being forced to eat medium salsa by their strict authoritarian parents. This is the story of their triumph over adversity as they become independent youths and eat whatever spice level they desire.
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Skas
Sinbad takes a historical journey through the seven incarcerations of ska music throughout the years, from it's humble beginnings in Jamaica to its newest forms as a punk hybrid.
The Sulk
An artsy story about a young Bruce Banner who turns green whenever he experiences feelings of angst. There's a deeper meaning in here somewhere, but you probably wouldn't understand it.
Dad Santa
There's a new man in young Billy's mom's life, and he smells like reindeer.
Dove Actually
You might think it's Hersheys, but no...
Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Fat
That crazy cat pops up in a new unexpected location: inside a liposuction facility!
Goshika
Goofy the dog gets sent to an insane asylum erroneously.
The Lust Samurai
An ex-Civil War general goes to feudal Japan to be taught Asian love secrets.
Mona Lisa Smite
Mona gets divine power and goes to town!
Paychuck
Seriously, Mr. Norris has been out of work for a long time. Can't someone cut him a break?
Return of the Kong
A giant monkey threatens Middle Earth.
Stack on You
Siamese twins walk around putting pancakes on each other's heads. Hijinx ensue.
And for those who missed the originals, here they are again, just in time for video!
Alex and Erma
Alex is a writer who owes money to the mob, and the only way to make the money is to transcribe a book from start to finish in a week. Unfortunately, all the hot transcribers are out to lunch when he goes into the office and he is stuck with Erma, a 72-year-old grandmother.
Binding Nemo
The lovable young clownfish in an ad for Immodium A-D.
Bruce Alrighty
Jim Carrey plays dual roles as both God and Ace Ventura investigating whether or not God stole a rare breed of marmoset.
From Dustin to Kelly
The musical love story between Kelly Clarkson and Dustin Hoffman. It has to do better than the original.
Mend It Like Beckham
After he tragically breaks his leg in a motorcycle dealership accident, David Beckham gives up soccer for a career as a tailor. This movie follows the trials and tribulations of a young Indian girl who wants to follow in her idol's footsteps and become a master seamstress.
Pilates of the Caribbean
A rough-and-tumble tale of the early days of yoga.
Rugrats go Mild
The Rugrats are sick of being forced to eat medium salsa by their strict authoritarian parents. This is the story of their triumph over adversity as they become independent youths and eat whatever spice level they desire.
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Skas
Sinbad takes a historical journey through the seven incarcerations of ska music throughout the years, from it's humble beginnings in Jamaica to its newest forms as a punk hybrid.
The Sulk
An artsy story about a young Bruce Banner who turns green whenever he experiences feelings of angst. There's a deeper meaning in here somewhere, but you probably wouldn't understand it.
3 Comments:
Steve, I may need to retire. These are too funny.
*wipes tear*
12/23/2003 07:36:17 PM
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Anonymous, at 5:07 PM
I am dying to know how Rugrats Go Mild ends.
12/23/2003 10:18:19 PM
By
Anonymous, at 5:07 PM
"From Dustin to Kelly
The musical love story between Kelly Clarkson and Dustin Hoffman. It has to do better than the original."
Change it to Dustin Diamond and you've got a deal.
12/26/2003 08:46:07 PM
By
Anonymous, at 5:08 PM
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