Driving in Snow

I have some words of wisdom for anyone who has to drive in this weather:

Stop being retarded.

Seriously, that's the only solution I can offer, seeing as how there are people getting into accidents even though the roads are devoid of ice. I must have seen eight SUVs plowed into eight other SUVS this morning on the way to work, even though the roads were no worse than they are after a bad rainstorm. That's another word of wisdom: stop buying SUVs. Seriously, you suck. All of you. You aren't any better at driving just because your car is higher off the ground. You're just better at being an asshole.

Really, even in bad snow, it's not that bad to drive if you do it cautiously. There's no reason to go ramming into other things just because you feel the need for speed on unplowed roads. Take some rage suppressents and stop being a jerk.