Paradigm

A typical Dan/Steve conversation:

Steve (11:59:08 PM): I'll brief you.
Dan (12:00:09 AM): Do so....now.
Steve (12:00:21 AM): I downloaded the files to your static drive.
Dan (12:00:38 AM): Excellent, I'll load them into my Schrön Loop.
Steve (12:01:05 AM): Don't get tangled up in your furion triaxial cables.
Dan (12:02:03 AM): Of course not! What am I, a T-1 androtic wire-jockey?
Steve (12:03:14 AM): Calm down! I wasn't name calling! I just know that last month, in your Level Seven Gruoppic Tandem Sessions, you tripped on a cable and halted production for upwards of three light quadrants.
Dan (12:04:23 AM): You know that was a completely unforeseeable series of events, as corroborated by the diaspora-generational probabability probe calculations which are accurate to .00001 of an angstrom-quark.
Steve (12:05:32 AM): I guess you're right, but I still believe that an amnioplasm hemispherical protrusion is the cause of your vestibularly-challenged incidentals.
Dan (12:06:13 AM): Sir, that fusion-impacted, propulsion-drive, vertical-lift device will not levitate!
Dan (12:06:19 AM): (smacks with plasma glove)
Steve (12:07:13 AM): Don't confundrate me! I'll biosphensinate you with a quick-mounted incendiary responsive gradient!
Dan (12:08:07 AM): Jerk.

Are we awe-inspiringly cool or what?