Sigh
This is what my desk looks like right now. I'm glad some people at least TRIED to aim for the inbox, even though they missed entirely.
This is a black and white (the ultimate in sadness) rendering of how I feel on the inside right now, seeing the above mess spread willy-nilly all over my desk.
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Awwww! So cute.
(My desk looks about the same right now, except with about 6 coffee cups and a totally spinster-style picture of my CAT!)
02/11/2004 01:19:14 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:53 PM
It looks like someone gave you a fat lip.
Oh, and if that someone happened to be a large-ish biker with chicken bones in his beard and a flaming dagger tattoo on his left bicep, I know nothing about it.
02/11/2004 01:44:56 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:53 PM
You don't know anything about Rosco? I didn't get any pictures of him, he was like a whirlwind of brass knuckles and poultry remains, but that new kidney is going to cost a fortune.
02/11/2004 01:51:42 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:53 PM
PUP! ARE YOU BALDING?!!?!
02/11/2004 04:54:23 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:53 PM
PUP! IS THAT A HAIRPIECE??!?!!
02/11/2004 04:54:45 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:54 PM
PUP! DID YOU TAKE AN AGE SERUM AND GAIN 40 YEARS?!?!!
02/11/2004 04:55:24 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:54 PM
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and officially put myself on record as stating that this is a horrid picture of you.
Not the worst, ever, though; that one involves ribbon candy, as I recall.
02/11/2004 05:03:23 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:54 PM
Luckily for all of us, Steve looks eons more normal than he does in that picture.
Pup, next time a Glamour Shot please. Give the girls a little eye candy for their desktops.
02/11/2004 05:09:11 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:54 PM
Seriously, folks, the picture was SUPPOSED to look bad. You should have seen some of the other ones. They were so bad, they'd make your desktops cringe.
I can't believe I just used that phrase.
02/11/2004 05:13:56 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:54 PM
If anyone HAS the ribbon candy picture, I would love to see it. As I recall, that was an interesting evening!
P.S.-Yeah, Steve-I think this picture should be used to deter young children from smoking crack.
02/11/2004 05:18:16 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:55 PM
Oh, you guys mean this picture?
Dan, do you still have the video? I love that thing.
02/11/2004 05:20:17 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:55 PM
Maybe this is proof of why we have many times referred to our darling Steve-o as "old guy Steve".
02/11/2004 06:11:06 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:55 PM
It's a good thing I have a sense of humor, or I'd be reduced to a quivering pile of jelly after listening to all my "friends" trash my image.
Just kidding, keep going! I'm a ugly mofo.
02/11/2004 06:14:41 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:55 PM
Pup, don't be so hard on yourself. I mean, I'm now a lesbian-- but don't blame yourself. It's your fault.
02/11/2004 06:19:50 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:55 PM
I'm weeping on the inside. I'd take a picture of how I feel, but Lord only knows what would happen to me after that.
02/11/2004 06:23:50 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:56 PM
No more pictures please! And you know, once upon a time many people thought ribbon candy was a treat!!(I have heard it is still popular in Utah, the former USSR and Canada although that is possibly a rumor.)
02/11/2004 06:39:58 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:56 PM
Canada is a rumor. That one has been proven. Apparently, everything north of our border is up for grabs. I own a small strip of land where "Toronto" used to be.
02/11/2004 06:43:26 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:56 PM
I just met the most amazing girl from Toronto... I'm usually more reserved, but I think I'm in love! And I have you to thank for that, Pup. Thanks for being...
you.
02/11/2004 06:53:28 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:57 PM
Now, now, now, I am appalled at everyone's lack of understanding of the message Steve is trying to send with this picture.
Did no one see how messy the desk was? He is distraught!! Did no one see how no one was able to get a memo in the IN box. Isn't that what an IN box is for?! The sheer audacity and lack of compassion. What kind of world are we when people ignore the functions of certain boxes?!
Steve is not the ugly one here, folks, bad aim and an empty box is to blame.
02/11/2004 06:55:02 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:57 PM
Thanks, W.K. I couldn't have said it better.
And while you're in here protecting my reputation, my horrible picture is out there putting the Black Knight in his place.
02/11/2004 06:59:33 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:58 PM
I totally got it too, man.
02/11/2004 07:26:37 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:58 PM
Also, since I'm in the mood for some torture, I felt like uploading this picture to the site. As if two bad ones wasn't enough...
02/11/2004 10:18:07 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:59 PM
oooh that's the best one yet! And for the record, I just bought Montreal off ebay.
02/11/2004 10:22:52 PM
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Anonymous, at 2:59 PM
I just straight up GUFFAWED.
02/12/2004 12:19:43 AM
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Anonymous, at 2:59 PM
That was freshman year of college, right around the time I discovered alcohol. I've treasured that picture ever since.
02/12/2004 07:52:29 AM
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Anonymous, at 2:59 PM
Dan-I will trade you three ugly pictures of Steve and a packet of Pop Rocks in exhange for a posting of the "Ribbon Candy" video on this site. The people wanna see it!
02/12/2004 11:47:16 AM
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Anonymous, at 3:00 PM
No comment. just needed in on the coversation with my favorite people. I'm so lame.
02/12/2004 04:11:27 PM
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Anonymous, at 3:00 PM
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