Life Plans
Work sucks. I've got to find some other way to survive the rest of my life without working anymore. Here's all I've got so far, in a handy, four-step list:
1.) find rich relative (or steal someone else's)
2.) find a way to make rich relative really like me
3.) stage mortal accident for rich relative
4.) reap benefits while taking drugs to quell my moral outrage
If you, too, want to have success in life at little to no expense, feel free to print this list out and paste it onto a handy wallet-sized index card.
Next week's lesson:
How to make and laminate handy wallet-sized index cards.
Work sucks. I've got to find some other way to survive the rest of my life without working anymore. Here's all I've got so far, in a handy, four-step list:
1.) find rich relative (or steal someone else's)
2.) find a way to make rich relative really like me
3.) stage mortal accident for rich relative
4.) reap benefits while taking drugs to quell my moral outrage
If you, too, want to have success in life at little to no expense, feel free to print this list out and paste it onto a handy wallet-sized index card.
Next week's lesson:
How to make and laminate handy wallet-sized index cards.
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