My advice to people (and especially old men) everywhere: if your eyebrows look like mustaches, shave them off.

I'm sure that somewhere along the evolutionary line, the eybrow did something important like fend off tigers or allow us to draw angry people easier. However, we live in a different world now. Tigers live in cages. Angry people don't like to be drawn. The eybrow has been rendered obsolete.

Now, I'm not against eyebrows entirely. A normal, or even slightly bushy, set of eyebrows keeps your forehead from looking too big and eggheaded. But when they are the cause of your forehead disappearing entirely, they have got to go. Your face is not a cocoon, ditch the caterpillars. Or at least trim them, for God's sake.

Ladies, too little can be a problem, too. When you pluck them all and draw on new ones...that's just weird. There is no polite way to look away from those. You're making everyone around you uncomfortable. Just grow them back out, and we'll pretend like this little plucking thing never happened, cool?