God damn it!
I just burnt the roof of my mouth to a crisp on a scalding hot Pop-Tart. I hate that. Pop-Tarts should be equipped with edible thermometers or something, so you see what temperature the molten goo on the inside of the seemingly-cooled-off crust actually is. Ooh, ooh, or they should change color, like those gloves from the 80s. That would be a definite indicator of interior heat. Those gloves NEVER lied.
UPDATE:
After doing some preliminary internet research, I have discovered that those gloves were called Freezy Freakies.
UPDATE:
After doing some preliminary internet research, I have discovered that those gloves were called Freezy Freakies.
3 Comments:
YOU'RE a Freezy Freakie.
01/14/2004 03:57:38 PM
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Anonymous, at 1:33 PM
I'm glad that was followed by an apology. The only other acceptable thing to follow an insult like that would be the word "bee-otch".
01/14/2004 04:49:37 PM
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Anonymous, at 1:33 PM
I dont think they meant it to be mean, you brought up the gloves that change color from the 80's yourself, and they were called Freezy Freakies.... so maybe YOU should be the one to offer an apology.
12/29/2004 12:40:49 AM
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Anonymous, at 1:34 PM
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