Not Safe for Office Consumption

I just received an e-mail from one of the lovely elderly Israeli women who teaches here, a grandmother who wears lilac perfume and goes regularly to "Get her hair done". Enclosed within this e-mail was a link to a Flash animation entitled "Touch Janet Jackson's Ta-Ta's". As enticing as this offer was, I had to pass, seeing as it probably wasn't office friendly. This does, however, raise an interesting question into the secret lives of the elderly, one which I refuse to probe out of a fear of retching.