Passover Fever!

So it's Passover this week, which is a Jewish holiday in which all food must taste like dirt. Seriously, it's so disgusting, since nothing can be baked with corn syrup or yeast or any of the stuff that makes food good. Anyway, I personally don't keep the holiday, seeing as how I'm about as far removed from my Jewish roots as I can be short of carving a pentagram in my forehead or wearing a sash and talking about the oneness of all things, but I work in a synagogue, and they are sticklers for the Jewish holidays for some reason. Luckily, I can sneak out and eat a cheeseburger, or a piece of toast, or guzzle a bottle of corn syrup if I so desire. And I do.