As the night wears on, I realize more and more things. Here are two more observances:
1.) No matter what kind of crack-addict-looking person you are, a white lab coat makes you look professional in a commercial. You could have fangs, a greasy little mustache, and wear a hat that says "I'm Satan" on it, and people would still trust your chiropractic, hair regrowth, or dental whitening advice without fail if you are shrouded in those holy robes of wisdom.
2.) The phrase "I thought you were different" has officially become a cliche. People of the world, stop using it. Screenwriters of the world, you first.