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Monday, March 22, 2004

Today's Agenda

My one goal for the day: to design a bookmark. Seriously. How in the name of fuck am I going to make THAT last for eight hours?

posted by Steve J at 9:51 AM

10 Comments:

  • Make the bookmark 8,000 feet tall and powered by atomic energy?
    03/22/2004 10:37:46 AM

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:19 PM  

  • Could you make it a mood bookmark? That changes color based on how the book is making you feel?
    03/22/2004 11:33:56 AM

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:19 PM  

  • I hear that knitting is pretty time consuming (although the practicability factor on that might be pretty low). A macrame bookmark might be kind of cool (in an ugly/retro kind of way).
    03/22/2004 12:07:32 PM

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:19 PM  

  • Macrame wouldn't allow the book to close fully, and I bet it would fall out a lot. A valiant effort, but, agreed, impractical.

    Same with the mood bookmark, since it wouldn't work with robots, and I like my bookmarks to work with all of God's creatures.

    But a gigantic atomic bookmark? Hmm...
    03/22/2004 12:17:28 PM

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:20 PM  

  • can i have your job when you move to chicago, my shana punim?
    03/22/2004 02:53:23 PM

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:20 PM  

  • Of course you can. It is opening up, you know :) However, you'd probably need a car. And a sense of direction...
    03/22/2004 03:47:24 PM

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:20 PM  

  • Now, if you knitted a bookmark, could you get away with it at the job? That would be great...
    But you could use things around you to construct this bookmark...a paperclip, clear tape, file folders, wite-out. Too bad you don't have any date due cards like I do...those are nice bookmarks.
    03/22/2004 04:03:14 PM

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:20 PM  

  • Make the book mark out of eggs, or something that smells really awful when it rots. That way, when you turn the bookmark in, it'll look great, but in a few months, you can really show that synagogue who's boss with your smelly egg bookmark of doom.








    I ate paint as a child.
    03/22/2004 04:11:41 PM

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:21 PM  

  • Smelly Egg Bookmark of Doom would be an awesome band name.
    03/22/2004 04:49:12 PM

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:21 PM  

  • Do you realize how many people in this country are unemployed?
    03/24/2004 07:02:07 PM

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:21 PM  

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