1-800-PETMEDS, eh?

I like that this phone number exists. I wonder if one needs a pet prescription to order from there? Like, say I knew a guy who needed 50 mg of cat tranquilizer real bad to stop the shakes, could I do my friend a favor and call up for him and get this, no questions asked? Do I ever need to have a cat? I guess if 1-800-CONTACTS makes you use a prescription, pet meds aren't going to be any different. I need to develop a 1-800 number of my own. Any suggestions? Maybe 1-800-BEANBAG or 1-800-SOCKHOP or something. I can sell sock hops.

Interestingly enough, 1-800-PETMEDS also spells, among other things, 1-800-SET-OF-DS, which would make a great adult phone line.